WAR PIGS

We all know Vladimer Putin is nuts and that NATO have been taunting Russia since the 90s but this goes out to, as Jimmy Dore would say, the WAR PIGS Joe Biden and his Democrat Party, including sell-outs Bernie and AOC. Nearly a hundred billion dollars of American money has been given to Ukraine's war effort. The Ukraine being a country led by a dodgy corrupt regime who have a battalion in their army run by actual neo-nazis. Horrific war crimes have been reportedly committed by certain Ukrainian voluntary forces. Surprise, surprise that weapons sent by the US to Ukraine have shown up in the hands of terrorists in Nigeria, Niger, Chad, Finland, Sweden, Denmark and The Netherlands. Why are we in the West being asked to cheerlead the military-industrial complex and this retarded proxy war against Russia? Fuck off war pigs.

*Oh and don't mention Yemen. 

Anyway how good is this Black Sabbath performance of War Pigs? So tight and on the money! Outstanding magnificence. 

MOON WIRING CLUB

Spell Casting Summat (2011)

In anticipation of the usual Christmas tradition ie. the imminent release of the new Moon Wiring Club LP, I've been listening to some older tunes by Ian Hodgson. He is the one man band behind the MWC moniker. I think I say it every year in December but why aren't Moon Wiring Club in the Pitchforks and Wire Magazines or featured anywhere because really they should be as big as Depeche Mode, I'm sure. Since the release of their classic debut An Audience Of Art Deco Eyes in 2007 they have had a non-stop annual release schedule that has been top notch quality all the way. 

2011's Clutch It LIke A Gonk was probably my my most neglected and least listened to MWC concoction almost a designated relic. Recently however I've come to appreciate its perhaps more streamlined and slightly changed approach. They call these albums transition records. A catalyst for the catalyst. Gonk was slightly askew sonically to what had come before and that would remain a constant from then on for this eerie aural project. MWC strayed and expanded into off-beaten territories but they kept enough of their established charms so as to be the changing same. How could this be? Spooky sonic alchemists they are and magic tricks are their game and their sorcery secret is changing while staying the same.

Anyway how good is the above track Spell Casting Summat from the Clutch It Like A Gonk cd. Hallucinatory dark ambient steppy electro garage dub kinda jam.

Anglo Saxon Androids (2022)

So this is the teaser for the new Moon Wiring Club LP Medieval Ice Cream. It sounds like it's going to be a foray into the outer limits of plagued electronic psychedelia with the added appearance of creepy ancient goblins & ghouls from deep space. 

Make Yourself At Home (2012)

Here's a golden oldie from the haunted hit parade. Genuinely eldritch and unsettling. Moon Wiring Club hitting upon perfection here. From this point on they would be in a class of their own.

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

My birthday theme tune. I am Iron Man after an overnight iron transfusion. Thanks to the transfusionists. Haven't heard this in ages and fuck me how good? All of the puzzle pieces! Bill fucking Ward! Geezer the Butler, Tony the goddamn Iommi and Ozzy and the Orange amps and the riff-a-rama and the drums and the Ozzy sings and the colour and the hair and guitar bits that follow bass bits and the tone and the sci-fi narrative and the heavy downward vibe and the guitar bits that follow Ozzy vocal bits and the perfectly in the pocket-ness of the rhythm and the little freak outs and the speed ups and the slow downs and the threads and it's just the best. 

Retro Retro - Future

Yeah yeah shonky dancing in shonky clothes but wait for the strangest moment when the studio cameras become the dancers to the Moog-y-licious hauntological score. It's all a bit cheesy yet uncanny too.

R. Dean Taylor - There's A Ghost In My House

One afternoon twenty years ago at work I had the Friday soul show on the radio and this song came on and blew me little mind. I always thought this was an 80s tune penned by The Fall and a fine one at that but no I was hearing an even better version from the 60s. This was a Holland/Dozier/Holland composition released on the Motown subsidiary V.I.P. Records in 1967. Weirdly it's performed by Canadian Motown hit Songwriter R Dean Taylor. It was not a hit though. However Ghost In My House was re-released in 1974 in the UK due to Northern Soul DJs giving it a thrashing at their amphetamine fuelled all night discos (Is that what they were? I'm no expert on this particularly English scene). It became a smash hit peaking at No 3 on the charts. Fans of freakbeat, 60s pop and soul rejoice, this is peak tuneage! 

Insistence is brilliantly baked into the rhythm, melody and incredible vocal arrangement here.... that outrageous riff-age, underlying terror and those contagious hand claps are something else too... the sonic alchemy of synergy on display on this production is so damn infectious...REWIND!

Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - The Night

SPACE DEBRIS GOES TO THE SOUL DISCO

I mean what can you say?! This richly melodic funky tripped out jam is just the best! It gets better and better as time goes on forever. All the elements of this meticulous arrangement combine to create pop perfection. It's beautifully balanced to be effective on both the radio and the dance-floor. 

I never knew until one minute ago that Frankie Valli's glorious 1972 non-hit The Night was covered by both Soft Cell and Pulp amongst others. Me and Emma and Cooper (the dog) just had a boogie to this, you can't not!

*In 1975 The Night was re-released in the UK and became a top 10 record.

DJ CRYSTYL

DJ Crystl: Dee Jay Recordings 1993: REWIND of post from 26/3/22 with reinstated audio courtesy of odysee.

To me Dj Crystl is one of the great sound designers of the jungle era. Perhaps Pete Parsons aka Voyager, his engineer and right hand man deserves some credit here too. The tunes below display a producer at the peak of his powers going from strength to strength like Omni Trio, Foul Play, 4Hero and Goldie all were at roughly the same time. While Dj Crystl's 1993 was brilliant choon-wize and his 1994 was also pretty good, it was the following year that things just did not blow up for him how they were supposed to as jungle ballooned into Drum & Bass. Crystl somehow missed the momentum and it felt like his potential was never fully realised. Like is there several albums worth of material that never got released? What happened? While that's probably an interesting story (that I don't actually know) I just want to point out here what a stellar set of releases DJ Crystl issued in 1993 on Dee Jay Recordings. 

Dj Crystl's three 12"s on Dee Jay Recordings and one 12" on Force Ten Records in 1993 make up one of Jungle's most sublime winning runs. If Crystlize, Deep Space, Meditation, Warp Drive, Sweet Dreamz, Your Destiny, The Dark Crystl and Inna Year 3000 were all put on one cd it would have been one of the top jungle albums of all time along with The Deepest Cut, Parallel Universe & Black Secret Technology. Actually I can't believe somebody didn't have the foresight or hindsight to compile that (?). 

I suppose Dj Crystl was one of the original ambient jungle producers. I always think he's got a vague shoegaze vibe too with his walls of synth sound, drones and ethereal vocal science scattered amongst the jungle elements. I wonder if Kevin Shields or Seefeel were fans? or vice versa? Anyway his sides are a lot crisper than you might imagine or remember. They are immaculately put together with all sorts of microscopic detail. I imagine Dj Crystl spent a lot of time meticulously crafting each second of his tuneage while never losing sight of the big picture. The sound while fastidious however never appears to be too fussy, often quite the opposite and that balancing act is where his potency lies. Like Omni Trio there is an aura of splendid excitement, elegance, generosity and transcendence in Dj Crystl's jungle.

DJ Crystl - Crystlize

Swirls of synths, shapeshifting walls of sound, time-stretched drum opulence, alluring dark tunnels, ethereal vocal science and an uncanny rattling clang accompany the endlessly chopped snares into the Crystlized echo chamber.

DJ Crystl - Deep Space

Frantic intricate choppage that is somehow mellifluous. Those melodic snares are cushioned perfectly amongst the atmospheres of enchanting darkness. 

DJ Crystl - Meditation

Oceanic pools of sound, bleeps and waves of delicate vocal science eventually make room for exquisite rhythm-ology. At  5.10 a dramatic halt to proceedings occurs to allow the sonic waves back in before the beat momentum effortlessly picks up again. In the remaining couple of minutes it moves into mesmerising choppage of sparkling ambient snares. 

DJ Crystl - Warpdrive

Dj Crystl's most in yer face moment in 1993. This is a deluge of chopped and stretched breaks that go euphorically haywire amongst ominous drones. Don't forget that gloriously dark synth lull at 3.12. then the breaks continue go more and more insane. Holy shit this is the Best!

DJ Crystl - Sweet Dreamz

Idyllic sounds of the seaside with heaven bound synths, a woman's soothing meditative voice and a beat much less frantic than most jungle. Sweet Dreamz is all space age tropical vibes of calm tinged with disorientation and twilight. Pretty psychedelic.

DJ Crystl - Your Destiny

Waves of miniature ambient delirium and disorienting backwards abstractions where the spirit of MBV circa Glider lurks. The rhythm stop starts until 2.53 when it gets fully rolling as the darkness encroaches with a spectral presence coming in and out of focus. Choice dubby bleeps add to the subtle elusive charms of Your Destiny.

DJ Crystl - The Dark Crystl/Inna Year 3000 (1993)

Getting back to where I was up to in my March jungle posts. This was Crystl's most famous tune as I recall (Hey I might be wrong as my brain is diminishing daily. Feel free to correct me). The Dark Crystl is undeniable darkside jungle choonage of historical significance to the hardcore continuum.

This was the flip.

*This is a test. Testing Testing 123....Let's hope these two audio clips work.

**POLITICSES ALERT

***I'm using Odysee which like Rumble is a Youtube alternative. Like Twitter pre-Musk Youtube has a retarded biased establishment left agenda (the mainstream democrat media line that actually blindly cheerleads big pharma, big tech, war etc.) so does not believe in free speech. In the last few days they have taken down videos of honest  commentators, who only want the truth backed by evidence and facts, because they didn't agree with their political viewpoints.

I'd love to never use the youtubes ever again as we don't need our information and thoughts policed, particularly by those Neil Young-crying into their man nappy Soviet types with authoritarian cheerleading tendencies, but unfortunately youtube have a cultural stronghold on music video content. 

The dude who runs the channel that these two DJ Crystl clips are from had his youtube account suspended a few months ago. Fortunately he had uploaded a mirror channel onto Odysee which I've only just rediscovered.  Anyway at this stage Rumble and Odysee seem to be the video content platforms that aren't the censorship arm of the establishment. For now it appears you are allowed free thought & speech so I'll be trying to use them as much as possible. 

Enjoy the music while you can as DJ Crystl's clips usually don't seem to stick around on these platforms for long. I'm guessing whoever runs hardcore Junglism is the copyright zealot who keeps reporting rogue Crystl clips. At this stage of the game you would think that keeping this music in the conversation is what is going to give it longevity. Every other hardcore/jungle/dnb artist is available to be discovered and listened to so this strategy is just going to write your music out of the game...anyway...

Keep on rockin' in the free world...

Parabellum - Sacrilegio

ULTRA METAL Pt II

More unhinged noise from Colombia in the 80s. This is uncategorisable. It's got elements of Hardcore, Thrash, Black Metal, Noise Rock & Death Metal but really it's not particularly any of these is it? It's so chaotic and amorphous it unwittingly becomes pretty psychedelic. Sacriligio is noise-y metal but I kinda hesitate to call it that because some micro-genre nerd has probably already claimed that as a pigeon hole for some other type of music. 

Some bright spark called this wave of metal coming out of Medellín, Antioquio, Colombia in the 80s Ultra Metal - and they were correct! 

Apparently Parabellum were one of the first extreme metal bands to come out of South America, possibly the original. I love that this glorious racket came out on my favourite Latin label Discos Fuentes who were responsible for bringing the tropical sounds of Cumbia to the world in the 20th century. There ain't no latin rhythms on Sacrilegio though.

ULTRA METAL

Ten years ago I discovered a lil' treasure trove of insane 80s South American metal on, I think, what was an Aussie extreme metal blog. Anyway you know how the best music is before a genre gets solidified, the stuff that's proto, that doesn't stick to the rules or genre boundaries because they are not set in stone yet. That's what this is. 

Most extreme metal fans would know Brazilian pioneers of the original 80s wave of black metal Sepultura, the terrific Sarcrófego and the great Cogumelo record label but who knows the groups of Colombia from the same era? Blasfemia were a side project for members of the Colombian black/death metal group Parabellum (more on them in the next post). Blasfemia released just one 12" and this is it. Guerra Total from 1988 contains an insanely hardcore black metal thrash hybrid that really could have been an entire new sub-genre. I guess it kinda was, almost was. A handful of disparate 80s Columbian metal groups were included in the umbrella term ULTRA METAL. There couldn't be a better word for it. The ultra metal groups came from Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia hence the alternate ultra metal title of Metal-Medallo. 

These four tracks from Blasfemia have got everything that is good about dark mental metal and there is no holding back or conformity to orthodoxy. They just wreak metallic havoc for 13 minutes. This should have been the future instead we got fucking nu-metal, groove-metal, metalcore, several thrash revivals etc.. I'll take this lo-fi unhinged cacophony any day of the week.