Oscar (the grouch)

I started watching the oscars then I stopped.  It was bloody awful. That Billy Crystal Shstick came across as old, lifeless and well just plain horrorble.  The banging on about movies touching us blah blah was just unconvincing and what, were we meant to be blown away by a montage of classic scenes/quotes (that climaxed, pardon the pun, with the "I'll have what she's having" quote.) that we'd seen and heard a hundred times before.  Who fucking gives a shit! There is also some wanky american patriotic bad cheese thing that goes along with all of this blurrrgggghhhhh....

Oscar takes a speccy!

You acted, you dressed some actors, you filmed actors with a camera, you gave actors money, I've got a dress on, I've got a suit on, I'm wearing spectacles to look more intelligent,  I made millions of dollars, I'm going to cry