Boards of Canada - You Retreat in Time and Space

[2026]

This could be a lost Boards of Canada tune from the year 2000. I listened to the whole new album tonight. I'm not having the cargo cult/quasi religious experience some of these others are having. In fact some of the tracks downright sucked. I'm happy to stick with my BOC era as 1995 to 2005. I was only 26 in 1998 when Music Has The Right To Children came out and that was such a fresh and cool cd. And as previously mentioned Geogaddi, released a few years later, is in my cranky old deranged mind the greatest cd of this millennium. You can't really replicate that era and feeling, however You Retreat In Time and Space is a pretty good lil' tune so there's that.

*This music opinion is subject to change in the future time immediately after this post is posted! I damn well reserve the right right to change my opinion as it's probably wrong at this juncture innit.

Manchester City FC - Funky City

[1972]

Now for some smoov laid back funk from Manchester City FC. No actual strikers or midfielders or goalies playing on the instruments here, its actually the fellas from 10CC doing one v funky Meters-esque jam. 

Quite prescient as Manchester did indeed become a very funky city.

*Funky City was the b-side to Boys In Blue (see below)

[1972]

I'm Australian and haven't followed English soccer since the 90s and don't know a hell of a lot about it. Is this Manchester City's club song like in AFL where Collingwood have Good Old Collingwood Forever and they sing it after a victorious game and have done for eternity or is this just a one off novelty that probably got sung on the terraces in the 70s. Who knows?...

You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie

Terry Dactyl & The Dinosaurs - Sea Side Shuffle [1972]

A novelty accordion led zydeco-y tune cashing in on Mungo Jerry's In The Summertime vibe written and performed by eccentric Jona Lewie.

You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties - Jona Lewie [1980]

Here is Jona Lewie eight years later performing under his own name with his perennially overlooked synth-pop pub-rock classic. 

A record that sounds like nothing else. A one off.

I haven't heard this since the 80s but I guess somewhere in the back of my mind I thought this was a UK Squeeze tune. Did Squeeze have a song about a kitchen? Anyway my 8 year old brain wasn't that far off the mark as this is aesthetically somewhere between Ian Dury and Human League. 

Dejection to delighted all in the space of three minutes. The downbeat brown talk singing and dark synthwaves are evocative of drear times times in Britain but there are also bright shiny synths, hilarious lyrics, lovely female backing vocals and an upbeat change up in the song's story that counteracts the sonic despondency making this peculiar paradoxical tune totally irresistible. I mean its all a bit of a laugh innit. Look out for jaunty synth break in the song after he scores a bird in the kitchen at a party thus becoming chirpy, its mental.

"She was into French cuisine but I ain't no Cordon Bleu"

Rewind! 

Ron Robert - The Price

[1983]

This unknown synth country jam is pretty surprising as I don't think I've  heard anything quite like it. Outlandish synth and wide screen twangery in a new wave country folk style with a classic rock lead break. The Price sounds like its influenced by Wall Of Voodoo. Makes me wonder why nobody in the Hypnagogic scene ended up going down this path. This could have been the national anthem for synthwave country. Maybe there's a micro-genre that I just don't know about. 

*Virtually no info about this guy on the interwebs. This is the only video of Ron Robert's on youtube. He's not listed on Discogs or Rate Your Music however NTS has one sentence on him which tells me he self released this in 1983. I'm guessing he had an album called Elaine or single of which this was the b-side. Who knows? Then there's the unknown lady singing, who is she? The whole thing could even be fake. It's kinda cool to be this mysterious in the oversaturated digital information age.

Petula Clark - Don't Sleep In The Subway

[1967]

Our Lady of light entertainment with her pretty insane yet lovely slice of baroque pop. It's symphonic, it's pop, it's disjointed, It's cinemascope epic, It's post-Pet Sounds pop perfection. 

The disorientating Don't Sleep On The Subway, penned by songwriting legends and married companions Tony Hatch & Jackie Trent, is a high point in a career of many highlights for Petula. 

Gotta be one of the weirder tunes to make it to number one here in Australia. 

Brian Bennett - Chain Reaction

Brian Bennett - Chain Reaction [1978]

A strange yet beautiful journey into disco. Some funky shit right here folks. I wonder if this ever got played out. Before mutant disco, disco was already mutant making that future genre obsolete before it was invented.

Brian Bennett - The Investigator [1975]

Here's some of the coolest crime funk ever from the guy who played the drums in The Shadows. This library music jam turned up a few years later in the British cop show The Sweeney. 

Apache - The Shadows

[1960]

To get to Telstar you had to have this first. Still sounds sleek and modern, fucking great stuff. I'm wondering if there is a world of Shadows that I've missed out on. I know there's a wide wonderful world of drummer/composer Brian Bennett out there in theme tunes for sports shows, sit-coms, porno and crime dramas. He even played drums on some Walker Brothers and Olivia Newton John records as well as recording the space-age synth-disco-funk cult classic Voyage: A Journey Into Discoid Funk (1978). The other guys in the band though I know nothing about, I mean my old man had some Shadows records but I never paid them much attention. Was this their one great golden moment or...

Apache - Hot Butter [1972]

A year before Incredible Bongo Band made it their own Hot Butter did my favourite version of Apache. It's an outrageously futuristic proto-techno space age electro jam. Add N To X were never this awesome!

Telstar - Tornadoes

[1962]

Before the British Invasion Telstar rocketed up the charts everywhere. This was an even more modern invasion from the British Isles

I feel like Joe Meek must have gone "I really like the futuristic synth-y organ bit in Del Shannon's Runaway. So why don't we do an entire tune in this deliriously upbeat fairground anthem style but even more so." And Meek and The Tornadoes did and it was historic and we're still talking about it today.

A gift to seaside fairs, carnivals, sideshows and amusement parks across the world to this day.

Open Mind- Magic Potion (1969)

[1969]

THE scuzzy drug fuelled sound, the sonic revelation and ace riff-o-rama that preempted Black Sabbath, Hawkwind, Spaceman 3 and all your favourite things that have proto, neo & stoner at start.

A relentless rock'n'roll rocket!

Magic Potion: Yes Please.

Please sir, can I have some more.

Love Sculpture _ Sabre Dance

[1968]

Didn't know this tune til the other day when I began reading Will Hodgkinson's book In Perfect Harmony (2022). My dad had Dave Edmunds records, which I didn't hate, but he didn't have this one. 

This is a blast. The past, present and future all rolled into an energetic metallic rock'n'roll rocket of a space rock surf jam.