Sunday, 19 January 2025

The Widdershins - March Of The Green Men


[1988]
More forgotten VHS gold from my teenage years. This might be the ultimate Rage cult classic. Me and my little sister thought this was the best back in 88/89. It's so funny, so Australian... so excellent.

Green Men might be the most important Australian short film in history. An intimate, insightful document of Strayan 20 something gen Xer's mindset and lifestyle.  

He's in his undies, his Reg Grundy's, in his shizenhausen pigsty of a share house, he eats awful slop out of a can, his urine is turning green, his clothes are not too clean, he's desperate, his confidence has been undermined, he's not good enough for you, there's spew - look out cat and dog, VB cans, a George Michael poster, a trip to the milk bar and much much more.

Also contains the greatest verse in all of rock music history:

"Take all my money up to the shop. 
Buy a can of Coke and some Barbecue chips.
I'll get you anything.
Anything you want.
As long as it's under 95 cents."

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